Wednesday, July 15, 2009

GOVERNOR PALIN, LIGHTNING SURVIVORS AND A NEW JERSEY BEAR WITH A PASSION FOR HOAGIES

This nice lady and her dog very graciously posed for me in Seattle's University District. Photo by MS(R)M

Well, hi again, folks. It’s been a real interesting week on the political scene, eh? Sarah Palin decided to resign as Alaska’s governor amid speculation she’s preparing for higher office. That, coupled with her media-wide tete to tete with a highly respected comedian who is living proof that if you run your mouth long enough, it better be big enough for both feet (Know THAT one well), she’s managed to capture the spotlight brilliantly.

I’m sorry but I’m okay with that. If that’s what the public needs right now to cope with all this other “interesting stuff,” Sarah’s one of the best shows in town. And it’s admission free. Sarah, for some reason, reminds me of someone I dated back when chivalry was still an overcoat across a puddle.

She was a beautiful lass, this one, with a lot going for her. But she was extremely concerned about her health and had a real sincere and independent interest in things involving medicine, health, etc. She was also acutely empathetic and had a habit of acquiring personal symptoms from a spectrum of sources.

I happened to know a doctor with an extra big heart and I suggested she might want to talk to him to see if he could help her deal with her apparent hypochondria. Yep, you’re way ahead of me. She ran off with the doctor and they’re living happily ever after.

Sarah Palin reminds me of Shakespeare’s classic use of fools. It’s one thing to act like one. It’s an entirely different matter to be one. And the Bard knew something the younger of the Smothers Brothers played to the hilt. We all love watching a fool, don’t we?

If Governor Palin indeed IS a fool ~ and before any of the Conservative readership starts trumpeting or the Liberals braying, I said IF she’s a fool ~ look at the attention she’s getting and ask yourself, for one fleeting second, what that says about those of us who keep her in that spotlight in the first place. Personally, I’m off the hook. I’m just here for the company and the free popcorn. Aaaand moving right along here and stuff.

This past Fourth of July proved, despite a statewide ban on private fireworks, a little more dazzling than most of us would have liked, I suspect, for a Washington State couple who pulled their car over during a thunderstorm and still got hit by lightning when a bolt ricocheted off a tree and into their rig. The vehicle in question suffered two flat tires and a fried ignition system. The couple were unharmed but, I rather imagine, some thoughtful about such arcane matters as luck, Fate and that ubiquitous and all-encompassing, “sometimes ‘stuff’ just happens.”

This week’s critter story poses a couple of unique demographic/cultural challenges for me because while, on the one hand, it involves a bear, it’s about one “east of the mountains,” as we say here. That’s a term that we use locally to describe that part of Washington state on the eastern side of the Cascade Mountains. In a broader sense, it can include everything up to and including the Atlantic Seaboard.

I have a native Northwesterner’s mixed feelings about people from the East Coast. I admire and respect especially New Yorkers. I have cousins in Flatbush with whom I speak occasionally and while they talk so fast that I have to record them and then play it back at half speed, they suggest, and perhaps rightfully so, that they could retire before I finish a sentence.

On the other hand, considering I can get mugged by a squirrel for a peanut butter sandwich at the Washington State Convention Center and yet never have been bitten, clawed, scratched or really inconvenienced by anything in the Deep Woods or the Seattle suburbs from a cougar to a lost topcutter (lumberjack/timber jockey) on payday Friday night strongly suggests to me that I’d last about 15 seconds on the wild streets of the Big Apple.

That having been said, when 9/11 happened, like much of the rest of the world, I raged, wept and rose up in unmitigated and unqualified admiration for those alleged victims/survivors. There was nothing ‘victim’ about the emergency personnel and the ‘average’ New Yorker to suggest running away or amok with this. They dug out the living, buried the dead, held the requiems, repaired, reinforced and rebuilt. They vowed it would not happen again in their city and it has not.

I’ve spoken with several friends who survived the Blitz bombing of London during World War II and the more recent terrorist attack on their subway system. The most succinct but perhaps profound expression of empathy and identification came from a Manchester-born cabbie who said, “Every once in awhile, I almost feel like inviting a Yank home to tea. As long as he’s not from bloody Boston.” Has he done so yet? I don’t know. I think I knew better than to ask? Eh?

We need to say thanks to the reader from Vancouver, British Columbia who sent us this photo and story about Canada’s preparation for electric transport. The picture portrays what looks like an ordinary gasoline/petrol pump replete with hose and nozzle. Except these are designed to keep engine blocks from freezing during extremely cold weather.

The same 120-volts can be used to recharge hybrids, which only use their motors at low speeds before the engine kicks in, and ‘true’ electrics which only have an electric motor. I’d suggest a term like Canadian Ingenuity and come up with the French equivalent. I am bilingual but I am not fluent in French and I have too much respect for you folks to even make the attempt. However, I still think it’s a good idea and Seattle’s had recharging stations for about as long as we’ve had electric buses.

And definitely under the category of “Just No Pleasing Some Folks,” it appears that some concern has been raised that electric cars are too quiet. I didn’t particularly like the stealth/terrorist lead on this story but this is the New York Times and they do that sometimes. I got passed that quickly and I see some legitimacy to the fear that the blind may not hear them coming or that other ambient noise may totally muffle the noise of, let’s say, a Prius.

Two things bother me about the time and energy involved in this one. Because of the sensory compensation factor, most blind people hear better than those of us with sight. Second of all, if they can put a bell on a bicycle and chirping birds on a crosswalk sign (Seattle), it doesn’t seem like a monumental engineering challenge to put a voice on quiet car.

It also probably wouldn’t hurt most big city pedestrians to pay a little more attention to what’s going on around them in general. Having gotten so lost in thought myself that I almost got broadsided by a Metro bus in rush hour, again, voice of experience suggesting here. It is one thing to focus. It is another to get yelled at by a public transportation driver who can cuss the bark off a birch in three languages. Slow learning curve but I do have one. Sometimes. Nevermind. I digress.

And finally, our gratitude (I think) to the reader who sent us the Crosscut.com article headlined
“the many uses of manure”. I’m not quite sure on what or how many levels we’re supposed to take that but it was an interesting read.

Manure’s been used for a long time here to generate gas for heating, etc. but now apparently, the methane itself can be used to generate electricity. Thanks to the Bonnieville Power Administration, electricity in the Pacific Northwest is incredibly cheap so thus far, it hasn’t been cost effective.

However, that could certainly change and this is in keeping with the general trend here toward integrated energy sources. It’s like a spare parachute; nice to have just in case and it might as well be one you either packed yourself or wasn’t packed by an angry spouse or someone who owes you a lot of money.

On that note, that’s it for this week. Take care, stay well, God Bless and thanks once again for the ear.

Rusty


NORTHSTAR RECOMMENDS

The Tomatoman Times – a life commentary blog with the blended stylings of John Steinbeck, Mark Twain, Jack London and Will Rogers. Poignant, at times rancorous but very contemporary and an ultimate celebration.

Vinyl Cafe with Stuart McLean – Live from the smallest record store in North America. Canadian humour, entertainment and commentary at its maple leaf best. Popular on National Public Radio in the States.

Ask Barbie, Advice Columnist. -- a blog that delivers the amiable maternalism of Ms. Landers, the slightly off-centre humour of Erma Bombeck and the ingenuousness of an unreconstructed romantic with no axes to grind.

Sightline Daily (formerly Tidepool) – The United Press International/BBC/CBC/Reuters of the American Northwest. Delivered by email to subscribers and available on their web site, they offer news shorts with links to the source. Its editors draw from a coverage area which includes Alaska, British Columbia, California, Idaho, Montana, Oregon, and Washington. They also put out an excellent weekly environmental edition. And they’re growing.

U Got Style.com – Those of you involved in or aficionados of independent films and the arts in general will totally love this one. The writing is lively, the interviews engaging, the artwork original and occasionally delightfully retro. Definitely worth checking out.

Rusty Miller, Freelance Photojournalist -- Yep, a little shameless self-promotion here to help pay for the blog. Take a look at the services offered menu on my writer-for-hire homepage and samples of my digital lens work on my photography website. If you see something you like, email me and we’ll get together on it.


COMING ATTRACTIONS

In the weeks to come, we’re going to create ~ in addition to Northstar Recommends ~ a Northstar General Store in which you, the readers, will have an opportunity to market your own goods and services and, as well, to shop here. We’re going to get real creative with this and whenever possible, we’ll have tried what we’re carrying on the shelves, as it were. We’ll be taking a straight ten percent for this, via Paypal. We’ll also consider barter and trade.

If you’ve got any recommendations of your own and are interested in the General Store, email me and we’ll talk.

MS(R)M

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

FROM METEORS TO MINNESOTA SENATORS, AND THOSE WE WILL REMEMBER

To My "Daughter" Judah
Looking north across Seattle's Ship Canal
Self-Portrait
Well, hi again, folks. It’s been kind of a sad past week, hasn’t it, then, eh? Some good people are no longer with us and the reaction worldwide and certainly among this readership strongly suggests that English cleric, essayist, and poet John Donne was right when, in the second paragraph of Meditations XVII, he contended:

“No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee.”

Well, I for one was delighted to see that Minnesota finally decided on who their other senator is going to be. My best friend/”kid brother” Denny’s from the Red River Valley so I got to kid him about Jesse Ventura and Al Franken both. NOT one of my better ideas. Why? (Sigh)

I was raised in California? As in Governor Ronald Regan, Senator George Murphy and the present governor, whose last name I don’t even want to try to spell? Point, game and match to the Minnesota farm boy.

The Denster and I have both been in the Pacific Northwest for well over 30 years now, though, and we’re living in a state which has produced two outstanding women governors, two U.S. Senators of considerable integrity, who also happen to be women; and so far, under the present presidential administration, those we’ve sent to ”the other Washington” include a former governor, a King County chief executive and a Seattle Police chief. So we figure it’s all worked out the way it was intended. But maybe that’s just us, eh?

This week’s critter story is a LIT-TLE weird, even for this column and for Seattle. (But not for you yahoos and yahoo-ettes, no offence and just sayin’) Several days back, someone caught a giant squid right from the shore near a boat house pier in West Seattle. What it was doing there, no one’s quite sure. It was returned to the water but, for other reasons upon which we can only speculate, it was later “retrieved” by Fish and Wildlife, who said it was the biggest of its kind seen in the area.

As near as we can figure, considering the “encroachment” of bear and cougar from the landward side of Seattle and the fun Fish and Wildlife has had with them, they’re just not really in the mood to fight containment on two fronts. Totally unreliable and unconfirmed sources report that this squid is going to be reeducated and returned to the Puget Sound to spread the word among its mates to just cool it for awhile until negotiations have been reached with said bears and cougars.

Stranger things happen out here, folks. Trust me on this one. Like the 3.7 earthquake we had on July 1 here that hardly anyone really noticed. We’ve been told by the University of Washington’s seismology lab that this is a wakeup call. But I live four blocks west of that lab and I haven’t noticed anything in the behaviour of my neighbours which suggests we’re the slightest bit worried about it.

But then that’s us. We live with volcanoes, earthquakes, a bit of rain now and then, the odd week-long blizzard, hot summers, weather as schizophrenic as the Seven Faces of Eve, The Boeing Aircraft Company, Microsoft (no offence Melinda and Mr. Gates), and other natural and unnatural phenomenon. We’re also slowly pulling out of this current recession so it’s probably just a matter of priorities. Nature we know. The rest of it, just like everyone else, we’re still studying on some.

I’m also very proud to report that our Canadian cousins are kicking a little slumlord butt in Vancouver. According to the Sun’s Rebecca teBrake, The city now has the ability to take landlords to court to ensure that buildings are kept in a safe condition, and will consider this week whether to use that option in an ongoing battle with the owners of a rundown Dundas Street apartment building.

They’ve been fighting this one hard since 2005 and as far as I’m concerned, even if you’ve no particular fondness for “Canucks,” this is still good city government in action.

Under the heading “recognition long overdue” and this one I love because I hate women driver jokes, on July 4th, President Obama gave the Congressional Gold Medal to a group of World War II veterans most folks have never heard of. They were test pilots of military aircraft; they trained and they ferried all manner of aircraft across the Atlantic when they were needed most.

They were known as WASPs, Women Airforce Service Pilots and according to the National Public Radio story:

“Even though they wore uniforms and worked on bases, they were never considered members of the military. Their contribution to the war effort was so controversial, in fact, that all records pertaining to their service were sealed and deemed classified in 1944. That pretty much consigned the WASP to the dustbin of history for decades.”

Theirs is an incredible story and one more chapter in the history of women who have been serving valiantly in battle on this planet for at least the last 4,000 years. It’s nice to see America getting up to speed on that one. No offence intended, Mr. Obama. And I assume none taken, Mr. President.

I’d also personally like to thank President Obama for going to Russia and getting the Strategic Arms Limitations Talks going again. Ever since Seattle went digital tv, I’ve been able to relax with “vintage” (notice the wince?) movies and I watched Meteor this weekend. Sean Connery alert here folks.

It’s nice to see our two countries getting together BEFORE the cosmic “big one”. And remember Brian Keith? He played the Russian scientist involved in helping save the world. Say whatever you want about Hollywood, there’s no denying creative casting when it slaps you on the butt. Yep, I digress.

And on a final and hopefully encouraging and empowering note, we’ve taken a look at some economic forecasts and the news is guardedly optimistic. We just could be pulling out of this current economic downturn as early as this year. Check this out and judge for yourselves. It’s headlined:

Is The Worst Of It Over? Most Economists Say Yes

It’s been an admittedly tough week and there’s no getting around that, is there? I mean really? But then again now ~ and across the four nations this blog reaches ~ we’re tough folks when the times require and this too will pass, right? Until next week then, take care, stay well and God Bless. And thanks for the ear. (and stuff)

Rusty aka Mick McGuire


NORTHSTAR RECOMMENDS

The Tomatoman Times – a life commentary blog with the blended stylings of John Steinbeck, Mark Twain, Jack London and Will Rogers. Poignant, at times rancorous but very contemporary and an ultimate celebration.

Vinyl Cafe with Stuart McLean – Live from the smallest record store in North America. Canadian humour, entertainment and commentary at its maple leaf best. Popular on National Public Radio in the States.

Ask Barbie, Advice Columnist. -- a blog that delivers the amiable maternalism of Ms. Landers, the slightly off-centre humour of Erma Bombeck and the ingenuousness of an unreconstructed romantic with no axes to grind.

Sightline Daily (formerly Tidepool) – The United Press International/BBC/CBC/Reuters of the American Northwest. Delivered by email to subscribers and available on their web site, they offer news shorts with links to the source. Its editors draw from a coverage area which includes Alaska, British Columbia, California, Idaho, Montana, Oregon, and Washington. They also put out an excellent weekly environmental edition. And they’re growing.

If you folks have any to recommend, send them to us and we’ll check them out.
minstrel312@aol.com

Rusty

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

INDEPENDENCE DAY TWICE: THE PASSION OF TWO NATIONS

Peace Arch Park
Blaine, Washington
Douglas, British Columbia

Well, hi again, yahoos and yahoo-ettes (and those with fancier titles in life). And happy birthdays to two countries I love. It’s Canada Day where I was born and about three days shy of Fourth of July in one I’ve come to care about some. So happy birthday, as well, to the States, from a son of an appreciative neighbour with some investment this side of the border, eh?

In honour of both the apparent love of the readership for critter stories and my pride in the maple leaf, we’re leading off this week with this one about a
Canadian leatherneck turtle tagged in Halifax some while back and turned up in the waters off Columbia, South America. The Canadian Sea Turtle Network (CSTN) tagged 11 of them off Halifax.

The CSTN has since removed that tag from the one who showed up down there and yep, by going down there and doing it and studying that turtle to see how she'd taken the trip. That turtle was a lady named Nuevo Esperanza. I know that wasn’t lost on Ottawa. It’ll be interesting to see how it resonates beyond the pale.

I’m also tempted to wonder what Lady New Hope is going to do down there but it gets a little busy around here so I can only assume that, being Canadian and all, she’s got her reasons, and she’ll get back to us.

This Canadian lady leatherneck turtle comes from a quietly strong land and one with a great deal of patience in the face of the unappreciative. She has a vision of a simpler world and for all her struggles to actualize it within her own boundaries (Quebec, sigh), she has achieved more than enough domestic success to justify promoting it quietly to a southern neighbour especially, who could benefit from the perspective.

There is also a stark reality behind this worth remembering on the independence day of two contiguous neighbours. If Canada’s strength must be measured by the sons and daughters who have fought and died for the former British Empire and then beyond, given the percentage, her record for walking her talk for democracy, freedom, equal rights, and a clean planet are unimpeachable.

As vast as Canada is, there is not one square kilometer of that panoramic yet relatively sparsely settled and often icy and tempest-tossed land that is not consecrated in the blood of her citizens, from Inuit to French Canadian to all the others she’s taken in under the shadow of a French statue a bit south of her southern border. Canada may be a ‘small land’ and her people a modest one. But as I love both countries, she can be as passionately devoted a friend as she can an implacable enemy. I’m glad America is one of her best buds. If you’d like to learn more about Canada,
here’s a good place to start. So and stuff and moving right along, eh?

And about the time that
America celebrates her 222nd birthday (I used 1787 because that’s when the U.S. Constitution was ratified), a Seattle native will arrive in Boston to add a bit to that city’s population. His name is Ivan and he’s a fur seal who, despite some opportunities locally, doesn’t seem to have found a mate here on the West Coast. We’ll miss him but behind wishing him the best of luck on the “other coast,” we’ll be some humbled by the realization that as much as we’re proud of the Pacific Northwest, it does not work for everyone. Take care of him, Linda, and remind him to occasionally write home.

Well, it had to happen sooner or later, and it’s going to be a real blow to a couple of generations raised on the power of positive thinking and daily affirmations.
A new study by Canadian psychologist Joanne Wood and reported in Psychology Today found that for those with high self-esteem to begin with, saying things like “I am lovable” tended to reinforce an already healthy ego.

But for those at the other end ~ those who, for one reason or another had an extremely low opinion of themselves ~ these affirmations did a lot more damage than good by reminding them that if they needed to say things these to themselves, about themselves, it’s because they were NOT okay.

Quite frankly, I’ve been skeptical of pop psychology ever since a mental health care professional counseled a lady rape victim friend of mine and a guy I served with in Vietnam to keep reliving the traumatic experiences until the pain went away.

What a flipping crock. It just made it worse. They didn’t need to remember that stuff and when they started putting good memories between themselves and the bad, they got better. Why am I somehow not surprised?

This past week, the world of man – woman relationships also got a rather seismic jolt in the United Kingdom when
the Daily Mail Online’s Victoria Lambert revealed that men who married women 15 – 17 years younger added years to their own life. However ~ and this is a BIG however ~ the same study showed that those younger women died earlier than those of their peers who married people closer to their own age. Ms. Lambert’s story also has some very practical tips for both genders on extending both the duration and the quality of their lives and I found it, if for no other reason than that, worth the read.

It also comes as no surprise to learn, from
an article in Environmental Health News, that far more premature babies are born in areas of heavy traffic, like freeways and neighborhoods adjacent industrial parks. The numbers sent a chill through me. Pregnant women living in the worst traffic-generated pollution were 128 times more likely to deliver too early. American author Pearl S. Buck contended that "If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all." To me, the wakeup call couldn’t be much clearer.

On a lighter note, for those of you who enjoyed Ann Landers or the advice columnist in your high school newspaper, here’s a blog that delivers the amiable maternalism of Ms. Landers, the slightly off-centre humour of Erma Bombeck and the ingenuousness of an unreconstructed romantic with no axes to grind. The name of this blog is
Ask Barbie, Advice Columnist. Enjoy, then?

And finally, we’re totally delighted to report that Seattle, Washington’s Green Bike Project is more than living up to the expectations of it. In a story headlined “
Green Bike Project reduces congestion, changes lifestyles” Seattle Post-Intelligencer Online reporter Scott Gutierrez reported that the program involved 25 area employers and some 265 people.

It was a pilot project whose future funding is at issue but I’ve a strong hunch it’s attracted the attention of Bill and Melinda, Paul Allen or other community benefactors, agencies and associations. Seattle may be slow to actualize a good idea (light rail) but this particular city is even more reluctant to give up one. The Emerald City is convinced that biking to work is good for all concerned so, one way or another, that’s pretty much how it’s going to be from now on.

That’s it for this week, folks. Once again, thanks for the ear. Take care, stay well and God Bless.

Rusty

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NORTHSTAR RECOMMENDS

The Tomatoman Times – a life commentary blog with the blended stylings of John Steinbeck, Mark Twain, Jack London and Will Rogers. Poignant, at times rancorous but very contemporary and ultimate celebration.

Vinyl Cafe with Stuart McLean – Live from the smallest record store in North America. Canadian humor, entertainment and commentary at its maple leaf best. Popular on National Public Radio in the States.

Ask Barbie, Advice Columnist. -- a blog that delivers the amiable maternalism of Ms. Landers, the slightly off-centre humour of Erma Bombeck and the ingenuousness of an unreconstructed romantic with no axes to grind.

Sightline Daily (formerly Tidepool) – The “United Press International/Reuters of the American West/ Updated and informative news shorts with links to the source. It’s editors draw from a coverage area which includes Alaska, British Columbia,California, Idaho, Montana, Oregon, Washington. Update and informative collected news shorts from. They also put out an excellent weekly environmental edition.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

NAKED BICYCLE RIDERS, A COOL PRESIDENTIAL PRESS CONFERENCE, AND A BATTLING BRITISH MOTHER TAKING ON 10 DOWNING STREET


Hi again, yahoos and yahoo-ettes. Well, a weird week sort’ve got an early start, due in part to my propensity for spontaneous bus rides and impetuous debarkations. It’s usually pretty tame stuff like the aroma of a good restaurant, the faint strains of a talented street musician, the masts of a schooner moving through the Ship Canal, the kinds of things the inner child in me notices.

Well, this time that inner adolescent got the rest of me right in the middle of a bicycle race whose contestants were mostly nude, pretty much so or dressed in body paint and a couple layers of devout immodesty. This is Seattle, where it’s legal to go nude in our public parks. I’ve got to say, though, that in 20 years, I’ve never seen a naked person having a picnic or doing the dueling tennis balls bit.

Nope, it took blithely and innocently cruising into the annual
Fremont Solstice Festival Parade to give me my first glimpse of Seattle homo sapiens in public buff. If I didn’t love that inner child so much, I’d be tempted to give him a good spanking. I’m an orphan, though, so I’ve learned to be my own parent. That’s kind of like being self-employed and getting mad at the boss. Yep, I’ve got a few issues yet to work out.

That, however, doesn’t stop me from admiring someone who takes on a worthy cause and ramps it to the max.
This one involves a British mother with an autistic son whose campaign for more government support for families with kids like hers ended up with a very productive meeting with Prime Minister Gordon Brown. Hers is a very empowering personal example and a reminder of what a single dedicated individual can accomplish in this life. Her name is Polly Toomey and if you’d like to learn more about her and her organization, here’s a good place to start.

Someone else who really impressed me this week was President Obama. Because of the decidedly bipartisan nature of this blog’s readership and its internationalism, I try not to lean on politics too much. And since I’m not nearly as good as most journalists at analyzing the national scene, as it were, I’m better off boring you guys with different stuff.

I enjoyed the way the American chief executive interacted with the press Tuesday morning. In my opinion, he articulates his positions with intelligence, candor and perspective. He’s also not afraid to laugh at himself and that’s probably what keeps him taking his job more seriously than he takes himself.

He’s also not afraid to spar with reporters and to remind them of where the boundaries are between his personal/family life and his responsibilities as the leader of a nation of some 307-million people. Above and beyond any political considerations, this president is good theatre and that too, is a quality I’ve come to value in a leader.

Here’s another of those stories from the Old West and I can particularly relate because “this county that refuses to die” is familiar to me. And the ghosts of Captain Jack and a desperate band of Modoc Indians. It’s a land of volcanoes, high desert and soaring forested granite peaks. Settled by those who crossed America in Conestogas, it remains a sparsely inhabited frontier where tradition and ingenuity are now bringing an increasing degree of economic stability to one of the Northwest’s most beleaguered counties.

Further north up the Interstate Five corridor, in Snohomish County, Washington ~ north of Seattle between the Puget Sound and the Canadian border ~
farmers are getting into the tourism business by offering hands on excursions of family-owned dairy and truck operations. With both Seattle and Vancouver, BC to draw from, this agritourism, as they’re calling it, should play well for those who grew up among orchards, hay lofts and milking stools as well as those with a romantic love of same. It’s also an excellent opportunity for sell local produce directly and to acquire same. It looks like another win-win situation to us.

It also provides a nice segue into the first of this week’s critter story. And after you read about this one, I swear by Old MacDonald’s ghost and the Kentucky Colonel that you have never going to look at chickens in quite the same way again. For those of you to whom this would constitute a major dietary event, we advise skipping this one.

We’re talking about a white rooster and a Cornish game hen known to a local community as “Care Chickens” because the woman who owns them takes them to visit residents of the town’s health and rehabilitation center. This is northeastern Montana farming country, so it makes sense. Petting a rooster and a Cornish game hen, I mean. Okay, it seems a little weird but like Grandpa Seamus used to say, “if it’s working, do NOT mess with it.”

And finally, to top off the tank,
in a special to ABC News, Opinion writer Lee Dye asked the question, “Wouldn't it be handy if you could write yourself a note in midair and have it safely stored where you could retrieve it later?”

Ummm. No. In the first place, if I could read my own writing, I wouldn’t keyboard everything from a shopping list to another novel in progress. In the second place, how do I know that other people in the vicinity with similar phones couldn’t receive that note? Third, since I’m supposed to be a communications professional, how would I spell and grammar check such a missive?

Now just watch. Thanks to those researchers at Duke University and their "PhonePoint Pen", the next big rage will be air writing. Could be a boon to the air entertainment industry. Air guitars have been popular for quite awhile. If this triple-P threat could annotate music, I’ll bet it would catch on with air composers. And think about aspiring writers who never learned to type. In 20 years, they’ll be awarding a Pulitzer Prize for Air Literature. The applications of this new technology stagger the imagination. Where (oh where) is Grandpa Seamus when we need him now, eh? Sigh.

And on that note, folks, it’s been a pleasure and thanks once again for the ear. Take care, stay well and God Bless.

Rusty

P.S. Since next week’s both Canada Day (July 1) and American Independence Day and picnics are real popular, we thought we’d turn you on to a source of dynamite potato salad recipes. Cooking’s a hobby in this house and this is perhaps the best website we’ve found yet. It’s called
cooking.com.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

DOMESTIC TERRORISM AND SEVEN CHIMPANZEES


Hi, again, folks. Well, depending on which side of the issue you’re on, it’s been either a really good past week for the homicidal fringe of the Pro Life Movement and the Brotherhood of Bigots or it’s been a week of sorrow and outrage for every decent human being on the face of the planet in reaction to the murders of Kansas abortion doctor George Tiller and U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum guard Stephen T. Johns.

As far as the Northstar Journal is concerned, there is absolutely nothing to justify what happened in Wichita, Kansas and Washington, DC last week. We mourn for and with the families of the victims of these acts of domestic terrorism and whatever else it’s called, these two violent hate crimes are precisely that.

Domestic terrorism is not always about conspiracies, plots, cabals and coups. It can be, as it was in these two cases, the empowerment of a single individual ~ through hate speech; physical, emotional and philosophical support, and the silent sanctions of those who stand by and do nothing when wrongs are committed.

We’re not going to glorify either of the perpetrators of these acts by naming them. And however tempted, we are NOT evoking the
Code of Hammurabi (an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth) by asking that both of these individuals be hung from the nearest tree or lamp post and be left swinging long enough to make it a good day for buzzards.

And unfortunately, Hell doesn’t seem to be offering any guided tours so it’s highly unlikely we’ll get to watch these two damned souls roasting over a slow fire for eternity. We leave it to Lady Justice and a legal system which, however imperfect, is not likely to fail those who believe in it now and in these regards.

Lighten up, Rusty? Perhaps. But forgive? No. And forget? Well, that would be about as easy as one of us forgetting the bloodbath that was Ireland during The Troubles and the burning tires atrocities of apartheid in South Africa.

It would be, for another of us, never recalling the violence that was Vietnam, the Watts Riots, Peoples Park in Berkeley and other headline news of the Sixties and Seventies. And the genetic memories of The Masada, The Famine, Bolland’s Mill and Buchenwald.

For the third of us, it would be choosing not to remember three generations of Minnesota farmers from Germany and Switzerland, who live closer to Fargo than to Eden and him himself closing his heart to the Vietnamese refugees he’s helped acclimate to new homes in the Pacific Northwest.

In short, it ain’t gonna happen folks. Caring may not always be cost-effective or energy-efficient but it’s never NOT been cool. At least not in the America we believe in.

And speaking of compassion, twenty volunteers from Western Washington left last Saturday to drive ten refurbished emergency vehicles, including four police cars, three ambulances and a fire truck 3,000 miles to “our other border” and on into Mexico, where they’re being donated to small towns which need them.
There’s another real human element to this story so if you’re interested, check it out. They’re also going to be blogging their trip and I’ve got a feeling that’s going to be real interesting to follow.

And for the critter lovers among you ~ and from the emails and IMs we get, that seems to be a whole bunch of you ~
you’ll be delighted to know that there’s a town in Washington which has just conferred honorary citizenship on The Cle Elum Seven. Nope, not bears. Chimpanzees. As in chimps rescued from a medical research facility and brought to this rural Northwest community to heal. The ceremony marked the 36th birthday of Negra, the oldest of them.

We did receive, from a totally unreliable source, a tip that politics may have played a hand in this. It seems as though some in Cle Elum are not totally happy with the town council and are hoping that these seven honorary citizens will eventually become registered voters. I’m not quite sure whether that compliments the monkey or slanders the constituency. Not altogether sure I want to go there, either.

And under the category “truth in advertising,” we raise the Starbucks cup (Don’t wince, it’s symbolic) to Portland's Bureau of Planning and Sustainability in partnership with
Solar Oregon, the Oregon Department of Energy, and Energy Trust of Oregon. for using federal funds to contract CH2M Hill to create a map of Oregon showing where solar power works best. Those DC dollars are available to other communities in the United States and the prototype’s up and working.

Well, that’s it for this week, yahoos and yahoo-ettes. It’s been a pleasure and we are honored by your society. You folks take care now, stay well and God Bless. See you next week, God willing and the crick don’t rise.

Rusty

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

THANKS TO DIGITAL TELEVISION, I GOT TO WATCH BONNIE HUNT CALL TONY DANZA A RAT BASTARD

Bonnie Hunt

Hi again, yahoos and yahoo-ettes. Well, technology can certainly be a wonderful thing, can’t it? In anticipation of this conversion to all digital on Friday, I cranked up the late birthday present I got from my brother Denny and lo and behold, I got to tune in Channel 5.2 in time to hear Bonnie Hunt call Tony Danza a rat bastard. Somehow that makes it all worth while. (Sigh) Ain’t life in America grand, folks?

Actually, with all due respect, I wasn’t the least bit shocked, nor would I have been in regular broadcast mode. I’m a fan of the
Bonnie Hunt Show and I may be one of the few who don’t remember her from any other ‘role’.

As the star of the Bonnie Hunt Show, she comes across very real to me. I like it that she’s a former nurse from the Midwest and continues to fight for cancer patients in a way now equally as appropriate.

I love that her production company is named after her mother and father and that her mom continues to be a mainstay of Bonnie’s professional life. In short, despite her celebrity, she comes across pretty much like the girls I grew up with. She’s working class Chicago Southside Irish and, as far as I’m concerned? That’s just about as Middle America as it gets off the farm.

She’s a nice looking lass and I’ve considered experiencing some of the films and television productions Ms. Hunt’s been involved with. I’m sure I’d be impressed. My friends are. But I think for now, I’ll forgo that. I can get Hollywood with an ease that is altogether too tempting, believe me. Good neighbors are not, at least in my experience, so easy to find.

Well, if this column had a GOOD NEWS - BAD NEWS DEPARTMENT, these next two would surely fall under that. On one hand,
the unemployment rate is going up. On the other hand, in my home state of Washington, they’re predicting that this Recession is coming to an end.

It seems to me that the economic landscape is still changing and while I appreciate the wisdom, generosity, and humanitarian enlightenment of these economic stimulus packages, I’m still looking for sustainable examples and they keep coming from weird places all over the four countries this blog seems to reach week after week. (You people have the patience of saints).

In Eugene, Oregon, they’ve discovered that if citizens increased its bicycle usage to half that of Amsterdam, “
the city would enjoy more than $212 million a year in local economic stimulus, an analysis of traffic cost data shows.”

As far as relevant statistics, the article was pretty much a washout. I couldn’t find out how many people in either Amsterdam or Eugene are currently using bicycles. What I appreciated was the breakdown on why bicycles are “greener” than fossil-fueled transportation. It’s a good solid argument for anyone seeking to implement those kinds of changes in either their own life or in the lives of their community.

There’s also an outfit in Idaho which is recycling bottles and providing incarcerated women with a second chance. As most of you know probably better than I do, hard times produce desperate behavior when feeding and providing for one’s own are concerned and that’s the approach the Idaho Department of Corrections Chief admits is working. According to
this article in Boise Weekly Overall, Idaho's prison chief is supportive of more workforce training for inmates.

"They are working their way back out," said Brent Reinke, director of IDOC.

I can remember a time when the only fit labour for the imprisoned was breaking rocks, building roads and making license plates. I’ve never seen a low recidivism rate behind that either. It’s encouraging to see another example of the system breaking stereotype and getting the drift that we’re all in this together. Those who can return to society deserve the chance. Those who cannot deserve the chance, nonetheless, to contribute. Staying where their flaws can’t hurt anyone but at least paying for their keep.

So yep, if those who predict this Recession is coming to an end are seeing things like this and counting them important, I’d say we’ve reason for guarded optimism. What’s cool about this and perhaps a little frightening is that for perhaps the first time ~ President Obama and Congressional generosity notwithstanding ~ it’s still up to us.

I remember this totally outstanding commercial on television with these big hands coming down and enfolding a house and family. I’m thinking we’ve learned not to depend so much on Allstate and a bit more on ourselves?

And finally, occasionally I come across a website so cool I just can’t help passing it along. If this column had a CUTTING THE STRESS DEPARTMENT, this would certainly fall into it. The medical community has known for years
that mental exercise ~ including and especially crossword puzzles, brain teasers, etc. ~ keeps the brain healthy and can postpone and sometimes prevent the onset of Alzheimer's. Do yourself and those who love you a favor and check this out. Arcamax.com.

Until next time, then, eh? Take care, stay well and God Bless. We’ll see you next week, if not before. And thanks for the ear.

Rusty

Thursday, June 4, 2009

CUTE SHARKS, LAUGHING BEARS AND A CHANCE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR AMERICA'S WOMEN

British to train sharks to perform

Hi again, yahoos and yahoo-ettes. Nice to see you. We’re a couple of days late coming out this week and for that I do apologize. Northstar’s main computer crashed earlier in the week but thanks to a real dedicated technician (Nicholas) at RE PC here in Seattle and a couple of Metro bus drivers with an asbestos sense of humor, I had the unique experience of taking the computer for a green ride. During the hottest week of the year. I am sporting a tan and a profound appreciation for why this used computer chain has the outstanding reputation for customer service they do in this area.

Thanks to one of you, we also have the opportunity to weigh in on a bill that is particularly close to me because I know two women who died of breast cancer. Entitled The Breast Cancer Patient Protection Act, it addresses “drive through” mastectomies and is designed to compel insurance companies to pay for a 48-hour hospital stay for this, among the most dramatic medical procedures the female of our species can undergo. Lifetime.com has an online petition supporting this legislation. It has in fact, in one form or another, been on the national women’s health care agenda for at least six years now. For more information and to register your support, please go here.

Well, I said last week that I loved the Australians for entertaining the world doing wonderfully weird things like rescuing drowning kangaroos from hungry sharks. Well, the good folks who brought us a ‘civilised’ Down Under to begin with have, in my opinion, topped that one.

According to The Daily Mail Online, The United Kingdom’s chain of aquariums, Sea Life Centres, are training sharks to take food from their keepers, roll over to have their bellies scratched, and otherwise entertain for the crowd. Apparently the attempt to do this has been going on for some while but they’ve come up with a new technique which U.S. research indicates should make these prehistoric submarine killing machines cute in about three months.

I might have known we had a hand in this somewhere. Only Yankee ingenuity could possibly come up with something this dumb. I think economic hard times must have something to do with it. Attendance at places like Sea World is probably down, right? So the feeling is, “Hey, lets show people that Jaws can actually be cute and entertaining. They’ll stampede to this show.” Yeah, right. Not on my flipping planet.

There’s got to be a conspiracy here with Geico and that room deordorizer outfit that uses a homemaker of one species and the “working hubby” of another to sell this little device that squirts aromatic mist into the room at set intervals. Has anyone ever smelled an octopus? There’s not a home deodorizer in the Universe that can mask the 'aroma' of one of those things.

Can you imagine living next door to a family of octopi around supper time? With the wind blowing in the wrong direction? You know what they eat, right? If not, you really don’t need to Google. It’s not information which is going to dramatically improve your looks, restore your hair or make you anymore politically astute than you already are.

The way I figure it, the Geico gecko at least had the benefit of being cute, polite and speaking with a cool accent. Having said that, with my luck, I’ll get two tickets to a Sea Life Centre and a tankside seat to the grand premier.

Tell you what. IF that happens, I’ll be selling them cheap. If I don’t get any takers, I’ll PAY someone to take them off my hands. As far as I’m concerned, the only way I’d ever consider a shark cute is if I was one. And then I’d probably be pretty particular about which of them I hung out with and stuff.

And yep, another bear made the news in the town of Issaquah, which is east of Seattle, across Lake Washington where the Cascade foothills begin. A lot of it is still heavily forested and for three years, a black bear has been co-existing with the local human population.

While familiarity may not always breed contempt, in some species, it does remove the fear of humans factor. And neighbors are getting tired of chasing this particular three-year-old female of that species out of their yards. I suspect that they’re also tired of that bear laughing at them and doing pretty much what it and thousands like it do anyway.

So when the State Wildlife folks came out to take care of the problem (trap and relocate), they held the bear in containment long enough to show it home videos of bears being hunted by dogs and humans firing guns at them.

It’s what’s called “a hard release” and it reminds me a little of those gory car accidents films we watched when I was learning how to drive. (Yep, back when the ignition key was a crank in front). Experts say this form of animal control has about an 85 percent success rate. I doubt seriously it’s because it scares bears, though. I think it’s just so painfully boring that NO self-respecting life form of any kind would voluntarily submit to that process again.

And finally for those who still insist that it always rains in Seattle and that our only real weather is soggy, check this out. We do, in fact, have a summer. Several of them. There’s a very private network of citizens who can actually predict with total accuracy when those bursts of sunshine and love will occur. And they’ll tell you. For a price. Have your people call my people and we’ll do lunch.

That’s it for this week, folks. Take care, stay well and once again, thanks for the ear.

Rusty