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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

97 Die So The World Will Never Forget, China Rocked By Massive Quake, And Gray Whale Mugged By Gangsta Orcas In The Puget Sound

Hi again from the ramparts of the Bastion on the Puget. In some ways, this has been one of the more interesting and certainly tragic weeks in recent memory. And while it’s not our intention to bring anyone down, we do intend to address the losses as well as the gains. That’s what we do here.

Our hearts go out to the people of Poland, who last week lost their president and dozens of their country’s military and political leaders, when an aircraft carrying those dignitaries crashed while attempting a landing in thick fog at the Smolensk Airport in Russia.

The Polish delegation flew there, to this site of the 1940 Soviet Army execution of 20,000 of the Polish Army’s elite officer corps in the Katyn Forest, to join their former adversaries in a nations-healing exercise of profound significance to both peoples. It was a ceremony of reconciliation.

In Poland and Russia, we have two proud nations who have far more in common than they have different, mourning a massacre neither of them ~ because they weren’t there at the time ~ is responsible for. They are remembering so they never forget and so that it will never happen again.

That kind of healing occurs in families, sometimes, and nations are nothing more than big families. Now, these two countries have something else to commemorate. And because there were 97 people on that plane from Poland who had to die one more time to make sure things like the Katyn Forest Massacre, the Warsaw Ghetto and the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising never happen again, they both have something else to never forget.

For more on this one:

Related links:
Katyn Forest Massacre Memorial site (In Polish and English)
Time Magazine: The Katyn Forest Massacre
Inside Poland: News, Facts, Figures & Other Information
Poland - Wikipedia
Poland Mourns Nation’s Loss, Begins to Rebuild

Even as we’re publishing, we’re reading about the massive earthquake which struck China this morning near its border with Tibet. Despite the remoteness of the province and county involved, preliminary reports cite a death toll of 400, 10,000 injured and still others buried under debris and rubble. For more on this one:

Our hat goes off to the leaders of both America and Russia for hammering a few more swords into ploughshares. We’re well aware that both nations will still have enough in their respective nuclear arsenals to turn Planet Earth into a big black cinderball but the message here is as clear as the direction. Nuclear war is apparently passing out of fashion as an instrument of foreign policy or international diplomacy by two of the three nations who made it an option in the first place. Lots of gnarly stuff flows down hill. I hope this does too. Nice going, guys. Please carry on. For all our sakes.

The list of this year’s Pulitzer Prize winners has been published and we are proud to report that one of our favourite newspapers, The Seattle Times, was one of them. So was a play which originated in a neighboring community across Lake Washington. Considering the teasing I’ve taken down the years about living in a gloried trading post that had to be rebuilt because the tides kept making its sewers back up, this was especially sweet. Yep, for more on this one:

Under the It’s Definitely Not Necessarily Good News But We Need to Know It Anyway, if anyone has any illusions about how this Recession has changed, literally, the course of human history, they won’t after reading this Washington Post and Washington Tribune story headlined Millions of Unemployed May Never Recover. It’s a grim read but an informative one and I did not, strangelyi perhaps, walk away from this one depressed, even though I happen to be one of those millions mentioned. Yep, for more:

And for those who still may not believe in miracles, you might want to check out the story of Nadia Bloom, an eleven year old Florida girl who spent five days in an alligator and water moccasin infested swamp and was found alive and complaining a little about all her mosquito bites. If you believe, as I do, in guardian angels, this young lady has a flock of them. It makes me wonder what great things she’s destined to do with the rest of her life. Go, Nadia Bloom. You rock, girl. For more and a video:

Starting in June, Washingtonians will be paying more for candy, gum, bottled water and non-microbrewery beer. In order to close a budget shortfall of $2.8-billion, a sales tax has been levied against these commodities. To see what other measures lawmakers in Olympia took to keep government and its services running:
Being both a student of, and to a certain extent, a victim of hard times past and present, I’ve seen and done some pretty shabby things to survive but one thing I’ve never done is rip off a church. The closest I’ve ever come is spending all day in a theatre in Long Beach, California, watching a movie about this kid sailor who cleaned out the collection box of the base chapel and ended up getting sentenced to Portsmouth Prison for like twenty years. Yep, The Last Detail.

This really exemplary robbery I’m talking about now was actually the theft of the plumbing, which in this particular structure, was copper. There’s apparently quite a market for it and other places in the past have been stripped of wiring and fixtures made of the stuff.

I had just enough fire and brimstone in my religious upbringing to actually be afraid for what’s ultimately going to happen to these thieves when they die and go before Judgment. I wonder what the punishment in Heaven is for doing a House of God? What do you suppose copper’s going for Up There these days?

CROSSING OVER

We return to Montcoal, West Virginia to mourn the last four of 29 miners trapped deep underground when methane gas exploded at the Upper Big Branch mine April 5th. Both the US Senate and House have promised to investigate and Gov.
Joe Manchin III called for a national moment of silence at 3:30 Monday afternoon. For more on this and to contribute to a fund for the families left behind:

We bid a fond farewell to American television star Dixie Carter, who died of cancer in her Los Angeles home, her husband, American television and film actor Hal Holbrook, at her side. Perhaps best remembered for her role as Julia Sugarbaker on the hit series “Designing Women,” the native Tennessean was nominated for an Emmy for her work on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives”. Ms. Carter was 70.

The American television community lost another beloved member with the passing of actor John Forsythe. The star of Bachelor Father, he later went on to win fame and professional awards as Blake Carrington in Dynasty. What many may not realize is that he was also the voice of Charlie on Charlie’s Angels. A total professional but a modest one, he once offered this estimate of his own talent. “I figure there are a few actors like Marlon Brando, George C. Scott and Laurence Olivier who have been touched by the hand of God. I’m in the next bunch.” Mr. Forsythe, a native of New Jersey, died at his home in Santa Ynez, California, of pneumonia, after a year long battle with cancer. He was 92.

GOOD NEWS

Well, according to
National Bureau of Economic Research, the Recession is over. Most Americans are apparently reluctant to believe it and even the government is not out buying party supplies. New York Times economic reporter Floyd Norris takes a look at the last seven Recessions to determine why. For more on this one:


Awhile back, we reported on how the
City of Portland, Oregon managed to turn its drainage system into a tourist attraction. I thought the whole thing was a little loopy but since it was working, I just shrugged and went, “sounds like something they’d try down in San Francisco.” One of these days, I will learn. Maybe. The City of San Francisco has decided to make a tourist attraction of its Tenderloin District. Apparently, despite a certain amount of gentrification over the years, there are still enough drug addicts, panhandlers, disabled and mentally incurable people living there to make it some form of urban exotica. I almost split my Kevlar over the name they’ve come up for it. Check out San Francisco’s new spin on Reality Tourism. There’s nothing more I can possibly say that beats the story itself. For more on this one:

Doctors at the Seattle Cancer Care Alliance have come up with a far less invasive way to diagnose lung cancer where the lymph nodes are involved. It doesn’t require surgery. It doesn’t take as long and it’s not nearly as expensive. For more on this one:

COOL STUFF WE FOUND ON THE NET AT A GOOD PRICE (FREE)

The trouble with cleaning most computer screens is that you can only get the smudges, dust, etc. that are on your side of it. Wouldn’t it be fantastic if you could do BOTH sides? And enjoy the company of humankind’s best friend in the process? Thanks to the wizardry of cyber science, now both are possible. For the cleanest screen on your street:

And just in case, in this anxiety ridden age, you don’t think you have enough to worry about, take a minute or two and watch the population of the planet grow before your very eyes. I don’t normally recommend a stress-INDUCER but after a coffee break with this one, somehow a lot of my own worries assumed a more manageable perspective. For the World Population Clock:

SURVIVING HARD TIMES

Sometimes what keeps me going are outrageous but successful examples of outside the box thinking. I know, as well, that just because you’re not punching the proverbial time clock doesn’t mean you can’t make a living. Since the start of this Recession and as we’ve shared with you in numerous articles, we’ve seen the proliferation of “cottage industries” started by a few daring and inventive souls who proved to their neighbors and communities that a lot of people could get in on this one.

I also find it a tad disconcerting that somehow, goats keep cropping into this weekly ezine. I’m not a fan of them, their milk, or their cheese. The only thing I have ever been accused of having in common with them ~ aside from a tendency to batter and butt stuff so that when I stop, I get a rush ~ is the indiscriminate palate attributed to these cloven hooved creatures of a Creator with a profoundly weird sense of humor.

It all comes together in Associated Press reporter Jeremy Hsieh’s story headlined “Goat farms spur growth in Alaskan cheese making”. So baa and stuff. And enjoy.

HEALTH NEWS

The next time you’re in pain, relief might only be a breath away. Researchers have determined that taking deeper breaths than usual and holding them for a couple of seconds not only reduces pain but anxiety as well and make people generally happier overall.
Yep, to check it out:

Medical science has apparently positively determined that Recessions are a real pain. If it doesn’t give you one, it’ll make buddies with those aches, bruises and strains you already have and invite them over for a party. On you. And in you.
To see what you can do about Recession Pain doing a home invasion number, yep, to check it out:

CRITTER STUFF

Well, it happens but it’s rare. Whale watchers on a tourist boat Sunday got to see a gray whale mugged by a gang of transient orcas who are not part of the three pods which frequent the Puget Sound. These hooligan killer whales rammed their victim several times and then took off for waters unknown. The gray, familiar for the last 19 years to local wildlife enthusiasts and known as “Patch,” swam to shallower waters to recover and was seen Monday, swimming with others of his kind, apparently unhurt. The exact identity of the perpetrators of the assault have not been established and no arrests were made.

YOU GUYS THINK I MAKE THIS STUFF UP

If I told you guys there was a three-year-old girl in China who tightrope walks above tigers, even though she’s afraid of them (and you hadn’t seen The Today Show Tuesday), would you believe me? To those of you who nodded, I guess I’m not the most gullible person in the whole world. I mean, I wouldn’t believe me. And I’d be wrong. Nope, I’m not making this up. She’s tethered so when she slips, which she does occasionally, she doesn’t hurt herself. When we watched the video on this, we got the impression the child was not totally enthusiastic about this. But all concerned said all the safety regulations were being obeyed. I assume that also means keeping those tigers the best fed and happiest on the planet. No, I do not consider this a sane form of employment for any human being, much less a young one. But I also don’t live in China and I am not about to tell 1.3 billion people I don’t know what constitutes an appropriate after school job for kids. For a video, more on this and to share your feelings on the subject:

Well, that’s it for now. Before you leave, you might want to check out Northstar Recommends. We’ve added (and will continue to do so) cool things we find. And if you’re in a shopping mood, we invite you to peruse our amazon.com ads and our reader-generated
Northstar General Store.

Take care, stay well, thanks again for the ear and we’ll see you next week. Hang tough, gang. We’re going to make it and come out better for the learning, then, eh?

Rusty
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RESOURCES


Maker Culture: Taking Things Into Our Own Hands - For 12 weeks in the fall of 2009, 45 online journalism students at Ryerson University and the University of Western Ontario worked together to document the evolving Maker Culture community.

Maker Culture? That's coders, fabricators, foodies, artists, educators, activists, citizen and even scientists grabbing the Do-It-Yourself ethic with both hands and changing our world in the process.

These are people who aren't just making things, they're making a point of sharing what they've learned, what they've made, and why. Often, for free.
Makers are responding directly, locally to globalization, commercialization, copyright and central command and control.

This is the introduction to a fascinating series on how to become more self-reliant, live a lot more economically and enjoy the company of others doing the same. If you’re looking for ideas, inspiration and resources to get through hard times or just to simplify you life, we highly recommend this one.

PC World – This is the best source we’ve found yet for totally free, useful, reliable and secure (no viruses) downloads ranging from games through utilities and with a nice selection of screen savers, etc. What I particularly appreciate about it is how easy the site is to navigate. They also have a daily letter featuring two “daily downloads.”

Free People Search – This is an American online White Pages that I found really simple, quick and user friendly. I looked for myself under the several versions of my name and it found them all. It’s also free and doesn’t involve anything to download.

Know Thy Elected Officials - Just type in your zip code and this site will supply you with the names and contact information for your legislators from the state level up. This is a two click site with a host of other relevant features.

Stalking Resource Center division of the National Center for Victims of Crime – Internet harassment, stalking and abuse in general is now against the law. If you’re being victimized or if you know of someone who is, this is an excellent resource.

FUN STUFF

If you share my passion for American History,
you’re going to love AmericanWest.com This is historical society stuff that is also extremely interesting to read. So yep, just in case you didn’t get it the first time, check it out here.

Houston At Night and other totally cool images are available at the Earth Observatory, along with an incredible array of other outer space images. This is one of NASA’s more engaging websites and it’s here, as well, that you can subscribe to their online newsletter. Whether you’re an aerospace/astronomy buff or simply enjoy stargazing, this is an excellent site.

Ever been told you look like someone famous? Ever not been told that but would like to have been? Find a photo of yourself, go to this site, MyHeritage.com, upload it and get a gallery of celebrities you resemble, to one degree or another. Yep, it’s a total waste of time and an unabashed indulgence of ego. Probably two reasons why I totally loved it, even though a couple of my own pix didn’t turn up any results. It’s fun to play with so enjoy.

If you’re into a real interesting and visual escape, we certainly recommend The Art In LA website. It’s a virtual art gallery created by a real gentle, occasionally obnoxious but totally good-hearted soul with standards as fine as those of any engineer I’ve ever met. It’s also a good place for healthy meditation. If you’re lucky, you might just run into the artist herself. Her name is Colleen and she’s a trip, trust me. Yep, she was born under the fourth flag on our masthead.

HEALTH

Ten foods that really do help prevent cancer.

Grub you libido will love.

If you’d like to know whether your eating habits are either adding years to your life or taking them off, take this RealAge quiz. It will not only score your real age against your health age but give you a program for improvement. I’ve been working this one for about a month now and yep, I feel a lot better.

Ever get so stressed you feel like you’re really jammed up against it? Take a deep breath and check out you’re surroundings is the advice of Dr. Roberta Lee in her book The Superstress Solution. We have and what I’ve generally found is that the outside reflects the inside. If I’m real busy, jackets get tossed over chairs, used coffee cups appear magically on window ledges and desk top clutter takes on a total biosphere all its own. Perhaps not surprising, dealing with the outside can really help you relax. And although we don’t recommend you try this at home, if you wait long enough, it can be also be real good exercise. This is a mental health must so check it out here. We’re reading Dr. Lee’s book now and we bought it here.

Want to know how to live to be 100? Try this one.

Take this test to see how your memory compares with the average.

Click here for fun games to improve your memory.

There’s a new book out now which could make a dramatic difference in the way toward the way women experience the passing of years. Despite major industries involved ~ cosmetic, fitness, elective surgery, to name three ~ the idea that women become less attractive as they grow older has also very likely contributed to more anxiety, high blood pressure, depression, etc. than any other single factor in a woman’s life except cancer and childbearing.

We also suspect that it has probably cost men just as much, if not more, than it has cost women, even in a nation historically known for its tolerance of a double standard. The book is entitled Face It: What Women Really Feel as Their Looks Change. Read about it here and if you decide you’d like to purchase it online, you can buy it here. I especially recommend this to men. It’s time our gender took more responsibility for this.


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GOOD “READS”

Books


If you’d like to read something which combines the best elements of Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and a neo-eco Mickey Spillane detective thriller, you’ll love this one.

“In the brave new world of the Internet, FedEx and an international taste for the exotic, wildlife poachers steal everything from elk horns to geoducks, the world's largest clam. In the waters of Puget Sound in Washington state, state wildlife agents stalk these thieves on land and at sea. In "Shell Games: Rogues, Smugglers, and the Hunt for Nature's Bounty," Seattle Times environmental reporter Craig Welch joins these detectives on the trail of one of the region's most notorious geoduck thieves.”

Welch, a Seattle Times environmental reporter is a compelling writer and this excerpt from the book would be worth the experience even if we were not also fascinated by the subject. If, after reading this extract, you’d like to buy the book, you’ll find it for sale here.

News


BBC Best source of international news.

Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (multi-media), the Toronto Globe & Mail and the Vancouver Sun -- outstanding sources for Canadian national, provincial, and world news.

KING 5 News Best source of video news of Seattle and the Greater Puget Sound.

New York Times Best source of American news.

Reuters Best source of an international perspective on American headlines.

Seattle Times Best source for news of the city and the Puget Sound. Its reportage is unbiased but their columns and other opinion pieces do reflect the predominant values of the Pacific Northwest.

Sightline Daily (formerly Tidepool) – Best source of Pacific Northwest regional news. Delivered daily by email, it covers Alaska, British Columbia, California, Idaho, Montana, Oregon, and Washington. They also put out an excellent weekly environmental edition.

Entertainment

BBC Knowledge Magazine designed to give the American magazine National Geographic the proverbial run for its money,

TomatoMan Times -- For those who love good writing, there are fewer finer contemporary craftsmen out there now than professionally known as Tomatoman Mike. He’s as Northern Californian as John Steinbeck is, albeit with a dash of Sam Clemmons, Bret Harte and Robert W. Service in him. He’s a romp to read, trust me.

U Got Style is a monthly ezine dedicated to independent films. Fully illustrated, it features hard news, interviews, reviews and a wide variety of other information. It’s also fun to read.

Vinyl Cafe with Stuart McLean Live from the smallest record store in North America. Canadian humor, entertainment and commentary at its maple leaf best. Popular on National Public Radio in the States.

See you next week, eh?


Wednesday, August 5, 2009

AMERICAN JOURNALISTS RELEASED, BRITISH COLUMBIA IS ON FIRE AND A LADY LOGGERHEAD TURTLE CAPTURES THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF A NATION






Beating the heat on Lake Washington during the hottest day in Seattle history, Wednesday, July 29, 2009.
Clockwise: bathers beating the heat on a public swimming pier near the University of Washington;
a swimmer, his board in the background, treads water and watches the boat traffic;
looking across Lake Washington at Kirkland as these two coeds paddle a UW canoe. The University rents these and other watercraft for $8.50 an hour.

All photos by Merritt Scott (Rusty) Miller




Well, hi again, folks and how totally cool is it that those two Asian American lady journalists were released and are now home safe in the arms of their families? I see Oscar-winning movie written all over this. Quite a few of us here in the Bastion on the Sound were tuned in this morning and there was not a dry eye in the house. Including Patti the Palm Tree-ette, who normally considers anything that isn’t reality television right up there with feel good nature flicks and watching bird eggs hatch. (yawn)

And now I can put my framed letter from Bill Clinton back on the wall. It went into deep storage after him and Monica did that incredibly weird danse in the White House when he was president. Father Murphy had a garage sale for the church and I got this real nice metallic toned and gold framed portrait of Mother Mary to replace it with.

I put things on the wall that inspire me and I admired Bill Clinton for a long time. He was a good personal example and I promoted him as a role model. But after Monica, I lost all respect for him as a person and as a man. I’m sorry, but women are just not treated the way he treated Hillary, not in my house anyway. The shame he brought to that woman would have killed any human being of lesser character and integrity. In my family, Bill Clinton would be singing soprano. And walking funny.

But right now, this nation of ours, this United States of America, needs every talented international negotiator it can find or seduce away from an infinitely saner way of life. Bill Clinton happens to be brilliant at this.

So his letter goes back on the wall and Mother Mary goes back in the cedar closet, along with a devout prayer that this boyish, barefoot and backwoods Arkansas heathen can again represent this country without unzipping his pants and asking the world to salute a second flag. As an appetite suppressant, that image works just a little too well.

But am I ever again going to trust him again after the
Lewinsky affair? I’m Canadian, not stupid. If anybody’s picture ought to be on the wall, it should be that of Saint Hillary, patron saint of geniuses, fools and those who would be king.

Now, moving right along here, thanks for all the mail concerning the heat wave up here and especially the several of you who have asked us to thank the individual who presented the case for the wives and families of working stiffs not able to do that right now. The word’s been passed along and it’s making a difference. Thank you for caring.

And while the heat wave may be over on the lands surveyed from a turret of the Bastion on the Sound,
smoke darkens the skies over British Columbia, and because I have blood in the Okanagan, I have seen BC burning before. I have fought forest fires and I know what the woods are like when they are “engulfed.” I know far too much about what fire can do. Far too much.

That vast and sparkling lake where I discovered first love and LaBatts and which reflects the quiet and gentle majesty of this yet pure and pristine patch of Gaia mirrors now a presage to a hell that has visited too many too often in recent years.

It also saddened me to learn that Canada lost two more soldiers in Afghanistan this weekend. To especially America perhaps, the numbers are not worth the mourning. However, these numbers are also relative. Canada has about a tenth the population and a considerably greater land mass, most of it largely unsettled. Canada doesn’t just stretch from “sea to shining sea,” she ambles from the Pacific to the Atlantic with all the grace of a country lass in a Paris original. And because she’s so cute doing it, the rest of the world is not mad at her, if they notice her at all.

Canadians are also the children of
John Donne and what matters to a fisherman’s family in Halifax; a cobbler’s family in old Quebec; a forester’s family in northern Ontario; a seal hunter’s family in Nunavut; a farm family in the Prairies; a ski patrol family in the Northern Rockies; or a university professor’s family in Victoria, matters to all of us.

We are a small family separated by time and distance. That does not stop us from lighting a candle for Kelowa, from Sooke to Halifax and well beyond the Banks. We are a simple people and wherever there is a Canadian, the woods of
Kelowna are on fire this night. And our sons are still dying in Afghanistan.

Well, this week’s critter story comes to us from clear across the Pacific, in Japan and it’s about this lady
loggerhead turtle named Yu Chan. She got tangled up in some fishing nets and when she was brought aboard one of the vessels affecting rescue, it was discovered that she had significant portions of two flippers chewed off, apparently by sharks.

The fishermen took her to the Sea Turtle Association of Japan (no, I am NOT making this up). The STAJ has a saltwater pond near Kobe and that’s where Yu Chan’s been staying while ~ and get this ~ she’s being fitted for prosthetic plastic flippers. No, I have NOT been drinking.

The citizens of Kobe have adopted Yu Chan and apparently she’s captured the hearts and minds of the rest of the country as well. Leading plastics engineers and designers, marine biologists, turtle experts, even ordinary citizens.
For more on this and some really cool pictures, then, go here.

Well, here’s an example of what can sneak over your back fence and bite you on the butt during a neighborhood barbecue. I’m having the draw bridge of the Bastion inspected, the moat drained, the polar gators given their annual physicals and a couple of sentries doing extra duty just to make sure nobody gets the idea that I’m going to put up with stuff like this escaping my attention. This is like letting a termite into a toothpick factory.

A Seattle company has developed this small, self-contained video camera that can be mounted on a bike or construction helmet so the world can get a real good view of what the wearer’s seeing and hearing. Their CEO is quoted as saying,

“The whole premise is to make it really simple for a guy that skis or snowboards or mountain bikes to shoot and share video," said Barros. "We have different mounts. So you wear it on handlebars, or goggles, your backpack. Make it really simple to record."

Yeah and real easy to hide and take instantly Twitterable and MySpace available video and sound. In settings like emergency rooms, scenes of violence or natural disasters in progress, as an online classroom to retrain dislocated workers, on the decks of ships at sea and commercial airliners, I can absolutely see these and others.

What I don not want to see is some idiot with a big gun and a bigger axe to grind ramping up a robbery because of the instantaneous real time coverage it will have. I don’t want to see some kid from the Kansas National Guard being tortured to death in front of his family and the global community. I don’t want to watch the rape of a child.

I don’t want to see it become the technology of the demented or the demonic. I would no more give a video cam that small and that portable to a Charles Manson, a Ted Bundy, an Adolph Eichman or you average chatroom misanthrope, msangynist or misogynist than I would put a cat in a cage with a canary I loved.

So I hope some thought is being given to the control of who gets to play with this new toy. For all its potential for good, in some ways it is worse than a loaded gun in very shaky hands. The camera does not fire the bullet but it can pull many triggers.

Finally, this week’s Outstanding Leadership in Government must necessarily go to San Francisco Mayor Gary Newsom who, last Wednesday, according to the San Francisco Chronicle, “issued an executive directive he hopes will dramatically change how San Franciscans eat.”

He’s essentially banning junk food on any City property, including government buildings, schools jails and hospitals. He’s ordered vendors to supply healthy and, whenever possible, locally produced alternatives. He’s also called for an audit of every piece of city property, including vacant lots, roof tops and median strips which could be turned into community gardens which could be worked by city residents and the produce sold by them, as well. Way to go, Mayor Gary.

And the cool thing about it is that nobody in the City by the Bay is going to accuse him of being some kind of Closet Vegan Pure Food and Drug Administration NAZI storm trooper who is secretly preparing to fertilize the streets of his beloved metropolis with the
soylent green of the unbelievers and those who would prefer a Big Mac in Hell to a tofu burger in the Heavenly Hereafter.

Everybody who wants junk food will simply move out to the distant suburbs, like Sacramento, Bakersfield and Van Nuys. Californians are accustomed to long commutes so this won’t be the hardship it would be for normal people.

And this just in.
Hundreds of tiny animal tracks have been discovered in rural Utah in Dinosaur National Park, which I guess is where prehistoric creatures went on vacation or just hung out. Paleontologists on the scene date what they call these “rat like” tracks about 190 million years ago and said it looked like several of these were dragging a scorpion along with them. Now they’re looking around for tiny skeletons to match those tracks.

Yep, you’re way ahead of me. It takes a rare strain of human being to live in a land with a big lake so salty only brine shrimp can handle it; that is mostly nothing but desert, bad mountains and prairie that is subject to periodic infestations of locusts (grasshoppers, Judah) of Biblical proportions.

Such a creature does not evolve over night. Those little tracks are not from rodents. They are from tiny human beings who went barefoot and weren’t much into pedicures. They’re the original Utah natives. There’s no other accounting for it. Rats cannot survive in places the average Salt Lake City citizen goes to cool off. You won’t see any other creature in the world in Utah other than a human being taking a dune buggy out into the desert. No other species on the planet is that masochistic or technologically evolved.

And on that note, gentle readers, until next week, take care, stay well and thanks once again for the ear.

Rusty

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OTHER BLOGS
The Tomatoman Times – a life commentary blog with the blended stylings of John Steinbeck, Mark Twain, Jack London and Will Rogers. Poignant, at times rancorous but very contemporary and ultimate celebration.

Lords and Ladies of Leisure is sooooo misnamed and it’s an example of the humour with which a Seattle high tech victim deals with the wonderful world of unemployment. Kerri Marshall’s admittedly offbeat sense of humour spices up a blog also rich in practical advice. The comments from her readers are almost as entertaining of she is. If you’ve got a few minutes and want a little perspective on your own hard times, I highly recommend this one.

Ask Barbie, Advice Columnist. -- a blog that delivers the amiable maternalism of Ms. Landers, the slightly off-centre humour of Erma Bombeck and the ingenuousness of an unreconstructed romantic with no axes to grind.

MEDIA
Vinyl Cafe with Stuart McLean – Live from the smallest record store in North America. Canadian humor, entertainment and commentary at its maple leaf best. Popular on National Public Radio in the States.

Sightline Daily (formerly Tidepool) – The “United Press International/Reuters of the American West/ Updated and informative news shorts with links to the source. Its editors draw from a coverage area which includes Alaska, British Columbia, California, Idaho, Montana, Oregon, and Washington. Update and informative collected news shorts from. They also put out an excellent weekly environmental edition.

U Got Style is a monthly ezine dedicated to independent films. Fully illustrated, it features hard news, interviews, reviews and a wide variety of other information. It’s also fun to read.

The Vancouver Sun, outstanding source for Canadian and world news.

ONLINE TOOLS FOR THE KIT
Free People Search – This is an American online White Pages that I found really simple, quick and user friendly. I looked for myself under the several versions of my name and it found them all. It’s also free and doesn’t involve anything to download.